I Am What I Am

Maggie, the SoCal Airequeen tagged me twice. Sooooooo, first off, here are some naughty photos of me going places or doing things that may be considered (by those in the hooman crowd) to be a little... well, bizarre.

This is me slathered in glorious nastiness after rolling in the mud hole I discovered at the dog park.

Here I am attempting to entice an impressionable (and extremely flirtatious female) Burnese Mountain pup to join me in my mud hole.

I like to meditate in the shower. Is that a problem??

Contemplating dipping into the candy box (er, Mr. Merv's litter box).

Diving in for a few pieces of warm brown deliciousness (kitty candy).

Now for 7 things you may not know about me:

• I love Merv, my cat, and love the way he smells.
• Obviously, I occasionally partake in a little kitty candy (when my girl's not watching).
• After I run like the wind around the yard, I blow air out of my mouth and flap my gums. It makes me sound and look like a horse.
• My farts smell like garlic.
• I have a life coach (don't ask).
• I secretly love it when Merv tries to play peek-a-boo with me, even though I feign indifference.
• Even though I don't look it, I'm actually very Zen.

I now tag Asta Up Over, Ruby Bleu, and Joe Stains to tell us 7 things about themselves that we would otherwise not know. Can't wait to get an eyeball on those lists.

Love,

Stanley