If she needs an audience ~ someone to listen and act as her sounding board ~ I'm usually the one she calls in for this. We've had some great philosophical discussions.
We cover everything from local issues, to the existential symbolism of the leash, to peace in the Middle East.
When she's on a roll, these monologues can sometimes go on indefinitely.
When that happens we call in the camera crew so Stella can sound off to the video gods.
Nothing relaxes Stella after a rant like a good full-body massage. She gets so relaxed that she goes all lovey on our in-house masseuse. It's actually kinda cute.
Part of Stella's rant talked about how today is day 3 of JoeyPalooza, celebrating the life and times of our bud, one Joseph Stains! Head on over & give the old man some love!