Always In Our Hearts

Thursday, January 28, 2010

Diva Management

In case you were wondering, I graduated from the Diva School of Management (DSM)... with honors.

The title of my graduate thesis was "Attitude Adjustments for Diminutive Divas." Did I mention I graduated with honors?

Don't fret. No divas (diminutive or otherwise) were harmed during their "management" sessions. And, I'm still receiving the approving love of my hooman girl. (Notice the ear scritches lovingly given by the main hooman in my life... mmmm... they are of the atomic variety.)

Taking care of business,


Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

Hmm...I'm a diva and I need little management...frankly, I manage just bout all the details around one else is capable...

I am starting a Lakie exercise program...check out our blog for's pretty self explanatory...

That Stella looks so much like me it's astounding...cept for the chips. I never have been given a bag of chips...ever. I'm moving to

Kisses and huggies,

Laciegirlie, Star Diva

The OP Pack said...

We had to bigify those pics to see the diminutive diva Stella under you. Sometimes a guy's gotta do what a guy's gotta do to manage their world - glad to see you graduated with honors. Shall we hear from Stella soon?

Tail wags, Phantom and Thunder

Asta said...

My Sweet bwilliant goob

I'm so pwoud of you gwaduating and wif honows yet!!!
You desewve tons of those eaw scwitchies..I heawd that you chose one of the hawdest fields of study.

smoochie pwoud kisses
youw Astawoni fuzzbutt(lonely in an undisclosed sea quest heawd location)

Baby Rocket Dog and Hootie said...

That is some mighty fine course you graduated from...Stella's diva self is obviously very well managed!! Our mommy cracked up at the photos (once again).She even showed 'em to Pop. Now,my question is can a BOY Welshie be considered a diva and if so, when can I sign up for the course??
Your goobie friend BabyRocketDog

Huskee and Hershey said...

Stanley, it looked as if you were trying to give Stella a bear hug!! You guys really play so well together!!

Ok, congrats on your outstanding results.. your girl will be soooo proud of your achievements (but not sure if Stella feels the same way)!!

Inky and Molly said...

Just as well your diva is manageable...

The Airechicks said...

Stan - you are a DALE of many talents!!!


Penny, Poppy & Patches said...

Stanley, why don't you move in with us for a while! Then you could learn to manage THREE divas! It would be triple the fun!

Poppy, Penny & Patches

Sophie Brador said...

Ah Stan, I wish your girl could give me ear scritches. She's good at them. Good to see you were studying hard while away from the blog.


Agatha and Archie said...

Well I KNEW you would graduate as you had the most EXCELLENT teachers.....if I say so myself.....Love A+A PS the chips movie made us WICKED laught

William Tell said...

So good that you had your own diva to practice those techniques on, but tell us, did Stella's hair look the same after having Goober Goo rubbed on it? I guess I'm glad my sis Glynn isn't a diva, 'cause I can't fit her whole head in my mouth, though I am adept at sitting on here when needed. hee hee

Happy Tails,
William Tell

Salinger The Pug said...

HAHAHAHA! You managed the HECK out of that Diva!!!!

You are such a handsome manager!!!!


Joe Stains said...

Is there a FAT DOOFUS management program?? Where do I sign up? Mom LOVED that last post of Stella.

Moco said...

It good to see that you have everything under control. When are you going to get that girl in gear and get out of Kansas? Follow, follow, follow the yellow brick road.

Hollie and Janie said...

You have the most adorable face, Stanley!! I bet your mama gives the best scritches!! Good job keeping Miss Stella in tow!!