Yes. I am back. No. I did NOT run away with Asta. She's at home nursing her mommi through DWB withdrawl while they get their pooter situation in order. I'm sorry if I worried any of you. It's just that I had something I had to do. Okay?
Since I know I'm eventually going to be getting a sissy, and since I don't know ANYthing about being an older brother, I thought I'd go on a little wisdom quest ~ you know ~ replenish my AireZen, and seek the advice of some of my favorite sages on how to be a good brother. Since the Dalai Lama was not available, I stopped first to speak with Old Master Li. He lives right outside the gate of my favorite Daoist temple in Beijing. (Forgive the photograph. The guy who took it completely cut me off).
As an added bonus, Old Master Li offered me a little beard growing advice.Then I was off to visit the big brother of ALL big brothers, my buddy, Wally! We all know he has a high energy and crazy sister in Ethel. Since I have NO IDEA who my sissy is yet, I need to prepare for every eventuality.
Whoa! Until talking to Wally I had no idea how much of a responsibility it is to be a big brother. He had spreadsheets, policy manuals, a special insurance policy, continuing education... you name it, he's got it covered, man! He's a total lifesaver. I feel like I'm more prepared now than ever to get my sissy. I just have to sing his praises. (Just be thankful this is not on video ~ it's a really long song).
Still no word yet on the sissy front. We have inquiries out, and will let you all know as soon as we find anything out. For now I've got to rechannel my AireZen, and here are two of the best positions from which to do that.
Number 1.
Number 2.
In case you were wondering, my hooman girl, while upset, is relieved I'm back and still in one big goober piece. She has led me to believe there will be no lasting fallout from my "failure to communicate" with her. I'm still her favorite goob.
Love,
Stanley
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