Then I was off to visit the big brother of ALL big brothers, my buddy, Wally! We all know he has a high energy and crazy sister in Ethel. Since I have NO IDEA who my sissy is yet, I need to prepare for every eventuality.
In case you were wondering, my hooman girl, while upset, is relieved I'm back and still in one big goober piece. She has led me to believe there will be no lasting fallout from my "failure to communicate" with her. I'm still her favorite goob.