Loch Ness Goob & the Beach Babe

This week Hercules and I went to the dog park pretty early to beat the heat. We always have a blast just fartin' around in the water or mixing it up with the other pups. Here is a great action shot of Herc going for the tennis ball his mom just through into the pond - and you can see the kerplunk! the ball made when it hit the water.

Before some serious swimming, I got away from the crowds and had some "me" time to clear my head.





I decided to give Sunshade's summer cooling tips a try. Here I'm trying out tip #1: "Start out by standing with all four paws in the water, to ease into the cooling process."





Here I'm trying out tip #4: "Stand in water up to your neck until your belly and booty cool down."






After I cooled down, I realized I was feeling very cool... almost invincible... like I OWNED that pond! I began lurking around in the shadows watching for others who might venture into MY POND, unaware that there was...

A Loch Ness Goob among them. The Loch Ness Goob is a gentle water creature. He usually shows himself when he is in a contemplative and pensive mood. He swims in the shadows so no one sees him, and observes those who have come to visit his pond. Here is a rare photo of the Loch Ness Goob in his natural habitat. (Not to be confused with his alter ego, GooberStan, who lives on dry land and enjoys the company of peeps and pups).

The Loch Ness Goob slipped away into the water as quietly as he came. Inexplicably, as the Loch Ness Goob disappeared, a GooberDale was seen scrambling out of the water through the trees.

It was not long before a bootiful, leggy Airegirl wandered out of the pond.

When she spotted the GooberDale, she made a beeline up the beach to check him out. She said her name was Chloe.

The GooberDale was unphased by the attentions of this beach babe.

He had other pupgirls on his mind.

Goober love,

Stanley