Always In Our Hearts

Wednesday, August 15, 2007

Loch Ness Goob & the Beach Babe

This week Hercules and I went to the dog park pretty early to beat the heat. We always have a blast just fartin' around in the water or mixing it up with the other pups. Here is a great action shot of Herc going for the tennis ball his mom just through into the pond - and you can see the kerplunk! the ball made when it hit the water.






Before some serious swimming, I got away from the crowds and had some "me" time to clear my head.





I decided to give Sunshade's summer cooling tips a try. Here I'm trying out tip #1: "Start out by standing with all four paws in the water, to ease into the cooling process."





Here I'm trying out tip #4: "Stand in water up to your neck until your belly and booty cool down."






After I cooled down, I realized I was feeling very cool... almost invincible... like I OWNED that pond! I began lurking around in the shadows watching for others who might venture into MY POND, unaware that there was...






A Loch Ness Goob among them. The Loch Ness Goob is a gentle water creature. He usually shows himself when he is in a contemplative and pensive mood. He swims in the shadows so no one sees him, and observes those who have come to visit his pond. Here is a rare photo of the Loch Ness Goob in his natural habitat. (Not to be confused with his alter ego, GooberStan, who lives on dry land and enjoys the company of peeps and pups).




The Loch Ness Goob slipped away into the water as quietly as he came. Inexplicably, as the Loch Ness Goob disappeared, a GooberDale was seen scrambling out of the water through the trees.


It was not long before a bootiful, leggy Airegirl wandered out of the pond.








When she spotted the GooberDale, she made a beeline up the beach to check him out. She said her name was Chloe.





The GooberDale was unphased by the attentions of this beach babe.




He had other pupgirls on his mind.



Goober love,
Stanley

34 comments:

Ruby Bleu said...

Hey Stanny...
Wow, Chloe is cute, you showed such great restraint...that's how much I know you love me (and Suki and Asta). ***SWOON***

You and Herc looked like you had tons of fun. What did Herc think of Chole? You think there could be something there?

Lots of Licks, Ruby

The Airechicks said...

Oh Stanley:

If we had not seen the pics of the
"Loch Ness Goob" we would not have believe of his existence...

Hey maybe you can hook Herc and Chloe up.....

Airepawty at the POND....

wally said...

Ooooh--Loch Ness GOOOOOOOOOOB (Said in spooky voice). So awesome.

You're so awesome playing hard to get. I play really hard to get--I don't let anydog get near the pizzle. Never know who might mistake me for a cow (Moober?).

WOOOOOOBer.

Henry Helton said...

Hi Stanley, you do not know me, but I am a 2-year old kitty named Henry Helton and I have an older brother who is 3 and his name is Clyde. We heard about you over at The Cat Realm. You said that you were offering your services to be a nomss friend. I have been on a desperate search for my nomss friend. I took Karl's last dare and have been worried that I would have to forfeit this one. Would you be interested in being my nomss friend. My Lady is getting married next year and she and Senor are going to be getting a doggie so I need some practice with doggies. I've never ever ever met one in my life. If you want to be our nomss freind, let us know. I hope to hear from you!!!

jaffeboy said...

U R so lucky to have the attention of such bootiful Dale. I bet the other Dale bitches are jealous now.

Thank you for your kind wishes for Kaylie. She is still enjoying her pressies so as long as she still has them, U R not too late... hehehe... C U this coming Sun ok?!

Henry Helton said...

Stanley,

You are the answer to my kitty prayers! And you are a very quick responder. If you could send me an email at kingofdowningstreet AT gmail DOT com, then I will email you back some questions for the nomss friend interview. Clyde and I are so excited, we can hardly stand it!!!

Maggie said...

hehehehe I love how you're playin' hard to get Stanley! What a hunk you are!

Love ya lots,
Maggie

Tadpole said...

Oh that Chloe's got NOTHIN' on the Wonder Ruby!

Or Asta.

Or Suki.

And whoever else....



Fig wanted to know if you meant LITERALLY farting around the water...?

Luckie Girl said...

LOL! Stanley Stanley Stanley, you really are one devoted lover dude. I thought Chloe looked HOT and you could still resist her. I am amazed....Asta, Ruby & Suki are so lucky! hehe
PS : Do you think you could email me your address? ssmilezz@gmail.com

Faya said...

Hahahahaha the Loch Ness Good.....After 5 minutes my Véronique is still laughing....Kisses, Faya

Asta said...

Stanley, you gowgeous hunky goober boy..that was some magical twansfowmation fwom Loch Ness Goob to OUR hewo Stanley of Gooberstan..kind of like super=wman and the phone booth thingy....I'm so glad that that bootiful model-leggy airegirl didn't steal your heawt fwom us..I fow one would be cwying buckets..I wish I could cool off in you pond..it's sooo hot here, and the lake a distant memowy
sweet dweams my Gooberlicious Boy
smoochie kisses
you fuzzy butt, pupgiwl,Asta

Boo said...

stanley, did i read correctly "fartin" around??

wet wet licks

Boo

Randi said...

Ah, Stanley...I wish everyone could live in Gooberstan! Its just a wonderful place! If I send you my pawsport, will you stamp it fo rme?
Wow...didn't know there was a Loch Ness Goob, but luckily you caught it on film!
Love & Licks,
Randi

ROSSI said...

Hey Stanley.. Loch Ness GOOOB is so cool... hahaha.. how i wish i can be in the water again...

Love
Golden Rossi

Girl Girl Hamster said...

Woh a Loch Ness Goob. That is so pawsome. You and Herc sure have great fun together

~ Girl girl

Amber-Mae said...

Oh, I wanna meet Lock Ness Goober one day. He must be a gentle giant right? Ooo, the lake looks lie fun but I'll be going to the beach next week. Totally can't wait!

Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer

Oscar's mummy and daddy said...

Wow, that Loch Ness Goob is impressive.

It's so great that you have found a new pal in Hercules.

Katy x

Allegra the Airedale! said...

You are such a flirt- Gooby.You could have at least said hello to her.

Ferndoggle said...

Stanley! That Chloe is getting fresh with you!! Yowza!

And she's not even afraid of the Loch Ness Goooobeeerrr. She's OK in my book.

Sherman

Clover said...

haha... Loch Ness Goob. That's funny, Stanley! But really, it's cool that you've got some pictures to prove that you saw it!! Thanks for tagging me while I was away, I will get to it soon!!
Love Clover xo

POPPY & PENNY the AIREGIRLS said...

Hi Stanley,

We're two Aire-girls from Georgia that read your blog. Our mom thinks we should live in Gooberstan too! Love that Loch Ness Goob! In our house, Poppy is the most "goober-ish".

Princess, Tank and Isaac: The Newfs of Hazard said...

Hey Stanley! Princess Loves that sinous 5th picture where your curves exactly match the shoreline! That's one clever seaworthy creature you've become! When are you going next?

Jake of Florida said...

Imagine, a loch ness goob in the heart of Kansas! If we ever ever ever get Dogdad to take us on a looooong drive, we'll have to check out that pool.

Gooberstan is indeed a magical place.

Jake and Just Harry

Bogart said...

Hey Stanley,

Loch Ness Goob... man, you CRACK ME UP :)

Love,
Bogart

Sparky said...

I enjoyed looking at the pictures. Chloe is sure a beauty!

Sparky

Suki said...

Wow, that Loch Ness Goob is FIERCE! ;)

I now see how important I (and Ruby & Asta) am to you, Stanny, and that makes me so happy!

Puggy kisses
Suki

Lorenza said...

Hi, Stan.
What was Chloe looking for??
Loch Ness Good... that is a good one!
Have a good night
Lorenza

Pacco de Mongrel said...

nice 2 meet ur fren hercules...i bet he must b a strong guy...

swimming is definately d best place 2 chill out

Sophie Brador said...

Oh Stan, Your mom could almost be Canadian with that description of Loch Ness Goob. You should have her search for Hinterland Whos Who on Youtube. Those little vignettes are a classic here and there are loads of spoofs. then again, it might only be funny for a Canadian who grew up seeing these things on tv.

Sophie Brador said...

Stan, You totally inspired me. Come see!

Joe Stains said...

wooooah that was kind of scary except of course you are a gentle monster, er goober. Do you have to get a bath evertime after swimming in that pond?!

Agatha and Archie said...

It is unbelivable to us that you got the Loch Ness Goob on camera.Is that a first??!!You are one man about town!! A+A

Agatha and Archie said...

It is unbelivable to us that you got the Loch Ness Goob on camera.Is that a first??!!You are one man about town!! A+A

Opy - the Original GruffPuppy said...

Hey Stanley,

You have been nominated for Awesome Blog Award over at the DWB's Bone Zone - head on over and cast your vote :-)

Love
Opy