Always In Our Hearts

Saturday, August 4, 2007

The Love of a Good Woober

Wally is my buddy. He's also a worldclass GOOBER. Put those two together, and whatcha got? ... a WOOBER! And, my Woober Bud loves me. Just look at the cool tube he sent me. My mind is spinning with all the possible uses for this amazing invention. (The sound you hear in the background is another very cool item he sent me). Please ignore the half-eaten chair in the background. That's another story.

Even though Wally obviously addressed the tube correctly, they still questioned my residency. Can you believe the post office doesn't know that I reside in my own country?? Ludicrous, I know, but we'll have to remedy that situation.




The tube was not the only item Wally Bud sent. Inside was this note from the Woober himself with a tuft of his own manly fur. That black glob on the right is the bit of fur I tried to ingest, then thought better of it. We're going to shellack this or keep it under glass to preserve it.


In case you didn't know, the Woober promised to send me a percentage of the bull pizzle he and our BPP (Bull Pizzle Pal), Ike, poached on their hunting trip. True to his word, here is his first installment. Check it out, folks! It's a 30 inch bully stick!



Here's my 30 inch stick salute!



Notice the little holstein cowlet in the above photo? Well... she was the noise you heard in the first video. She talks! Check her out.



Guarding my cow. Chompin' some bull pizzle. Ahhhhhh. Is there a better way to spend an evening?



And, here is the most coveted item from the tube of pizzle. I give you, the world famous Wally magnet! It already has a prominent spot on the cold eatables box!




Wally, my Woober Bud, you really are an inspiration. Thanks for sharing your pizzle quarry with me. It is an honor to be loved so much by a Woober such as yourself!

Me, sporting my BPHT (Bull Pizzle Hunting Tool).



Back at ya with some Goober love, Wally!



Your Bud,

Stanley.

23 comments:

Ruby Bleu said...

Stanny - Wow!!! That was totally cool of Wally. I thinks that is the biggest bully stick I've ever seens...yikes! Oh the the little cow is very cute! Your girl better set that mailyman straight!!!

Glad your Mom is back! Lots of Licks, Ruby

wally said...

Haha! Stanley--AWESOME! And I LOVE that the post office questioned the identity of Stan Goober. I'm glad you enjoy your stuff. I know that my BPP would make the best of it and would provide me hours of entertainment with photos and video of The Goober in Action.

Pamplona here we come!

Your WOOBER.

wally said...

P.S. We're entered in the photo contest but we're totally toast cuz there are some AWESOME pictures and my ma ape is no Annie Leibowitz, you know?

wally said...

P.P.S. My ma ape thinks your collar is the shiznet. Where did you get it?

Putter said...

Stan MY MAN! You kill ME! Has your girl notified the post office yet??? I don't want any important packages getting lost ya know! :)

Your Friend,

Putter ...:)

The Airechicks said...

Stanley:

Whooa ---What a great friend Wally is and so thoughtful.....

You might want to rethink about wearing your underpants outside and getting your picture taken like that ...

Balboa & Mommy said...

AHHHHHH, I thought you were gonna come throught he screen, hee hee.

Awesome toys dude, I love the cow sound, but mommy kept looking around to see if a cow was actually in the house.

How could anyone question you living there! HMPH!!!!

Frenchie Snorts
Balboa

Lorenza said...

Hi, Stan.
You got great presents from Wally. And looks like you enjoyed them a lot! That cow is funny.
Now you need to tell us what happened to that chair!!
Have a good night
Lorenza

Boo said...

wow, a 30" long stick to chew? how awesome is that? mom, can you find one of those for me too?

wet wet licks

Boo

Bogart said...

Damn that's a big bully stick...

Perhaps a quick bite to the leg or large sack of the mailman (the one that he's carrying OVER HIS ARM) might help jog his memory about your address in Gooberstan...

And is that a holstein diaper I see in that last photo my good friend? Tell me it's something more manly than that... ;)

Love,
Bogart

Amber-Mae said...

Nice pressies Stanley!!! So what's that tube for actually? Is it for you to chew like that bully stick? By the way, I've never seen such a loooooong bully stick like that before! WOW!

Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer

Faya said...

How long did it take you to eat that 30" long stick ?
Kisses, Faya

Maggie said...

Wow! Wally sends the coolest gifts! How dare the mailman not know that you live in your own house! You need to set him straight Stanley.
Mom says she's so glad that your girl will be clippering you herself from now on! You're going to LOVE it. Lots of hugs and kisses will be coming your way up on that grooming table!

Love ya lots,
Maggie

Hercules said...

HA! That is terrific! I hope you enjoyed your bull pizzle! That must have been a new postman to not know you!

See you soon!

Booty Scratches and Wet Kisses!!!!!

Peanut said...

I love love love love 30 inch bull pizzles. My mom has gotten us a few. Haven't found any to hunt myself. Wally is a great bull pizzle hunter. Oh abd by the way tell Grammie that she needs to send you some Doggie crack.

Suki said...

I can't believe the post office didn't believe a Mr. Stan Goober really lives at your house! LOL!

Cool stuff, and you look H-O-T in that BPHT ;)

Puggy kisses
Suki

Ike said...

Ah, the fruits of BP hunting glory!!!!
Ike
PS - My mom went to Nederland, CO like 400 years ago because she had a friend who lived there.

Joe Stains said...

That cow is hilarious!!! I can't believe you got almost THREE FEET of bull pizzle, wally is the bestest friend you could ever have!

did you already finish it off??

Luckie Girl said...

Hey Stanley,
Wally's such a great pal!! I can't believe that stoopid mailman had the nerve to question your identity!

Ferndoggle said...

That must have been some Big Bull!! Yowza.

That Wally is the bestest.

Sherman

Tadpole said...

The United States Postal Service doesn't know where GooberStan is?! *sigh* That's Kansas for ya.

And WHAT KIND OF COW did that bully stick come from?!?! We need some of them around here!

~Fig
(NOT that Other Dog who lives in my house)

Jackson said...

Hey Stan, Wally is a great pal to send you all that pizzle! And you get a photo too! Wow! J x

PreciOus said...

Great pressie there, Stanley! You look especially cute in the last pic. Is that a bandana you wore as underpants?

The postman can be quite frustrating at times. How could they question your identity? Let me at them! Grrr!

Snuggle,
Precious