Even though Wally obviously addressed the tube correctly, they still questioned my residency. Can you believe the post office doesn't know that I reside in my own country?? Ludicrous, I know, but we'll have to remedy that situation.
The tube was not the only item Wally Bud sent. Inside was this note from the Woober himself with a tuft of his own manly fur. That black glob on the right is the bit of fur I tried to ingest, then thought better of it. We're going to shellack this or keep it under glass to preserve it.
In case you didn't know, the Woober promised to send me a percentage of the bull pizzle he and our BPP (Bull Pizzle Pal), Ike, poached on their hunting trip. True to his word, here is his first installment. Check it out, folks! It's a 30 inch bully stick!
Me, sporting my BPHT (Bull Pizzle Hunting Tool).
Back at ya with some Goober love, Wally!