Always In Our Hearts

Thursday, September 4, 2008

LochNess Goob Swims Again

Some of you may remember the LochNess Goob from one year ago. According to the Encyclopedia Goobstonica:

The Loch Ness Goob is a gentle water creature. He usually shows himself when he is in a contemplative and pensive mood. He swims in the shadows so no one sees him, and observes those who have come to visit his pond. Here is a rare photo of the Loch Ness Goob in his natural habitat.

The following photos were taken only a few days ago as the LochNess Goob was seen rising from his fishpond in central GooberStan.

Notice how un-pensive he is. He almost looks like he could be preparing to "frolick".

Our eyewitness, on scene in GooberStan, saw the LochNess Goob emerge from the shadows...

... move into the sunlight...

... and advance toward the shore.

Where he met up with another, as yet unidentified, water creature! This is unprecedented!

If you have not seen this story on news wires, it is because Hurricanes Gustav & Hannah, as well as Tropical Storm Ike, are rightfully in the spotlight. I'm sure once the major networks hear of this amazing discovery they will abruptly clear out of the Republican Convention. (We can only hope.)

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Sunny,Scooter,Jamie said...

Oh my dog! A real scoop!! Alert the media!! Such sightings are so rare! Thanks for bringing this monumental story to us!!!

Joe Stains said...

Omdog this is incredible! Clearly the lochness goob is not a threat, yet he is such a great mystery. I wonder if some cleverly placed bacon slices could lure him fully from his watery home???

Kirby said...

I just love the LochNess Goob! Seriously, Stanley we've got to get together and go swimming. That lake looks oh so refreshing and fun!

Your pal,

Sophie Brador said...

Thank dog for you Stanny. If it weren't for you, we would have no idea what was going on in the world.
Okay, so I know I am driving you crazy. It;s actually my mom whose driving you crazy, because she's prepping and teaching like crazy.

So to cease from drive you completely mad with the wondering, I will give you a little sneak preview. My mom saw this toy that she thought you would LOVE! and so she bought it for me to send to you, but I have sort of adopted it as my favourite toy ever and now am not really sure that I can send it full of my Sophoober slime. I mean, really, this thing rocks! I can't wait to show you a picture.

Mom promises, on the weekend. This is what she gets for taking on four new preps. I am considering relocating to Gooberstan permanently.


P.S. Who is that Kirby dude? He looks cool.

Noah the Airedale said...

Hey my sissies think the Lock Ness Goob is very handsome.


Moco said...

OMD! Why is this story not in the NY Times? This is one of the most news worthy stories of the year. We will never understand the media.

Lorenza said...

The LochNess Goob is back!
Kisses and hugs

Ruby Bleu said...

Oh the elusive LochNess Goob...what a day to rejoice!!!

Lots of Licks, Ruby

Asta said...

I'd be evew so gwateful if you could cleaw out that convention..youw scoop is so much mowe impowtant and intewesting..I think the Loch Ness goob is quite handsome..he weminds me of someone, hmmmmm
someone I Luuuuuuwve
smoochie kisses youw AstafuzzButtwoni

Faya said...

Do you mean it is not a legend ? Ohhh I wish the LochNess Good can teach me how to swimm....with him !
Kisses, Faya

Amber-Mae said...

Oh no! The monster from the swamps has emerged again! Run for your lives!!! Just kidding Stan... Hope you had a fun time swimming! Hehe!

Butt wiggles,
Solid Gold Dancer

Simba said...

I think they will try and keep the monster story quiet, they don't want to scare people. Its a case for Mulder and Scully.

Simba x

Huskee and Hershey said...

Oh wow.. so it is true then!! He seem like such a sweet fella.. Thanks for bringing the scoop to us..

Girl Girl Hamster said...

Woh... the lochness Goob look handsome like some doggie I know. :)

~ Girl girl

Cassidy said...

Is that water nice and muddy? I only like swimmnig in disgusting stinky water!

Cassidy x

Mango the Maltese kiddo said...

I have to register in pre-K to learn something, never heard of Loch Ness Goob. Is it a water UFO?
Thanks for sharing the great story, Stanley.

Caz and Ludo the cool dude said...

Cool you swim I don't like to I just manage to get my feet wet.I like to touch the bottom.

good photo's

Ludo the cool dude

Deetz said...

Woe, what an amazing creature!!! This is headline news.

Penny, Poppy & Patches said...

This would make a much better news story than all the pawlicical BS (sorry) that is on the TV now! Besides, the LochNess Goob is much better looking than all the candidates!

Poppy, Penny & Patches

Sunny,Scooter,Jamie said...

Stanley! Where oh where, did you find the flamingo stuffy you sent Asta?!?!? I have to have one and have never seen one. Please tell me where to look!
Sunny(who must have that stuffy mingo!)

Maggie and Mitch said...

Is that our friend, Preston the Puggle you're with, oh LochNess Monster Stanley?!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Deefor said...

The LockNess Goob looks so nice and peaceful. Maybe he should run for president. The LockNess Arrow wants to swim with him.


p.s. Just shows how biased the media is.

Molly and Taffy said...

Oh wow! We never knew such a magnificent creature existed and to have actually captured it on camera!

We sure hope it puts in many more appearances. Does it hibernate do you know? Is it a fair weather creature?

Molly and Taffy.

PS. I just love your little tootsies at the top of the blog Stella. Yours T. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx


What geat photos of the elusive lochness Goob!

the 4 Bs said...

we wish we could have a first hand sighting of this creature. we would investigate it thoroughly and report back. we promise we would. just please take us to the water and let us look for ourselves, okay mom?


Agatha and Archie said...

Well we must say he does look friendly....and that other kid as well.....Thank goodness we have other news besides the political world...Love and kisses A+A

Sunny,Scooter,Jamie said...

Hey, Stanley's girl, we're wondering if we picked up a hint when you said you don't know what you'd do if you had 3 to photograph......hmmmmm,did we?

Peanut said...

Dude you are nuts. Why would you want to get in that pond?

Mango said...

Yes! That is why I don't want to go swimming. There are terrible beaties lurking in the water.


Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

Oh my...that was the scariest locknessie goob we've ever witnessed!!!

It was hooge...and rising outta the water like that....s c a r y!!!!

Judging from how muddy the water was we're wondering if the monster had to TAKE A BATH later in the day????

Barkin' at ya Goobers!!!!


wally said...

Dude--This was WAAAAY more entertaining that than crap up in the Twin Cities (no offense to the Twin Cities who--I'm sure--would be happy to populate their many lakes with Loch Ness Goobers).

I wish the Corgador Yeti could be splashing around with the Nessy.

wally t.

Petra said...

yeah but where is Stella?

BenTheRotti said...

Good gracious, I'm reading history as it happens. I'm so excited, little old me reading about it before CNN gets a grip!

Ben xxxx

Asta said...

Stanley my sweet goob
Hope you had a splendid weekend! Did the loch ness Goob suwface again??
I was sick and misewable in the beginning of the weekend, but was fine by sunday..just missing you
smoochi ekisses youw Astafuzzbuttsweatpea

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