Some of you may remember the LochNess Goob from one year ago. According to the Encyclopedia Goobstonica:
The Loch Ness Goob is a gentle water creature. He usually shows himself when he is in a contemplative and pensive mood. He swims in the shadows so no one sees him, and observes those who have come to visit his pond. Here is a rare photo of the Loch Ness Goob in his natural habitat.
The following photos were taken only a few days ago as the LochNess Goob was seen rising from his fishpond in central GooberStan.
Notice how un-pensive he is. He almost looks like he could be preparing to "frolick".
Our eyewitness, on scene in GooberStan, saw the LochNess Goob emerge from the shadows...
Where he met up with another, as yet unidentified, water creature! This is unprecedented!
If you have not seen this story on news wires, it is because Hurricanes Gustav & Hannah, as well as Tropical Storm Ike, are rightfully in the spotlight. I'm sure once the major networks hear of this amazing discovery they will abruptly clear out of the Republican Convention. (We can only hope.)
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