What could possibly cause me to look as demented as this? (Notice, I've got my magic Wally eyes glowing white hot).
Well, doggies and hammies, that's what I wanted to talk to you about. It seems that the scene of me above is but one of many reasons why my hooman girl has officially started the hunt for my new sissy. That's my news (sorry, nothing scandalous, Scruffy)! My girl thinks I'd not only Iike to have a sissy, but that I need to have a sissy. (And Wally, I'm NOT taking your sissy off your hands. You would miss her too much!)
Here's a little context for the scene you saw above. This is reason # 11, out of 11 reasons, why I need a sissy ~ evidently I crack my girl up when I do this! Incidentally, that's Gertie giving you the booty shot, and inciting my demented behavior. She has graciously agreed to help me demonstrate each reason why my girl thinks I need a sissy. (And, Gertie is not even a possibility since her new family is totally LOVIN' her).
Reason # 10 ~ I like to cuddle with other dogs on a regular basis, and right now I only get to do that if my girl arranges a "play date" for me.
Reason # 9 ~ A sissy would be a good listener if I have secrets to tell when my girl isn't home.
Reason # 8 ~ I get lonely when my girl is gone. Merv my catbro is always here, but he doesn't count since he sleeps like 20 hours a day.
Reason # 7 ~ I have a quota of so many love bites I must give out in a single day, and if I don't, I get constipated (metaphorically speaking).
Reason # 6 ~ My ears are evidently adorable like this and my girl can think of no other way to make this happen on a regular basis.
Reason # 5 ~ I need to impart my wrasslin' moves to somedog else in case I get injured in battle and need another dog to carry on in my name.
Reason # 8 ~ I get lonely when my girl is gone. Merv my catbro is always here, but he doesn't count since he sleeps like 20 hours a day.
Reason # 7 ~ I have a quota of so many love bites I must give out in a single day, and if I don't, I get constipated (metaphorically speaking).
Reason # 6 ~ My ears are evidently adorable like this and my girl can think of no other way to make this happen on a regular basis.
Reason # 5 ~ I need to impart my wrasslin' moves to somedog else in case I get injured in battle and need another dog to carry on in my name.
Reason # 4 ~ How else will I have a chance to practice my dance moves on a daily basis?
Reason # 3 ~ A sissy could keep me up to date on the state of my dental hygiene and I could do the same for her.
Reason # 2 ~ I would no longer have to sing solo when I listen to "Pure Disco, Volumes 1 & 2."
Reason # 1 ~ The video explains it all. Would you want to deprive a goob like me of this kind of fun?
All I know is that my girl wants to adopt a female from a rescue or shelter situation, and she wants her to be sassy enough to keep me in line (as IF). There are some Wire Foxy girls and some Airegirls that are possibilities, and a couple of you doggies' parents have offered some help finding my sissy. There's no rush. I'll keep you posted.
All I know is that my girl wants to adopt a female from a rescue or shelter situation, and she wants her to be sassy enough to keep me in line (as IF). There are some Wire Foxy girls and some Airegirls that are possibilities, and a couple of you doggies' parents have offered some help finding my sissy. There's no rush. I'll keep you posted.
Goob love,
Brother Stanley
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38 comments:
Yes, you need a sister! I still miss Anastasia SOOOOO much. I think the staff will introduce other cats or kittens - but it will just not be the same.... But after a while we probably get used to each other and then I can cuddle and chase and wrestle again... I miss it!
So I think it is GREAT that you bean will get you a companion!
Karl
Oh you're gonna get a new sista? That is such a pawsome idea. You'll be the besterest brother Stanley. :)
~ Girl girl
My Dawling Stanley
Those pictoowes say it all..you need a sissy to love all day..you awe the best westlew and bitey face playew evew! That talent should not go to waste..I wish I could live neaw you and help you use up some of that quota of kisssies and play, but i hope you find the pawfect sistew to keep you company and check those gowgeous teefies and kiss and snuugle you all day
smoochie kisses
youw sweatpea
Asta almost fuzzybutt
Oh another dog with wally power...cool~
I can think of ten reasons why I don't want a sister or brother. I don't want to share. I don't want to share. I don't want to share.I don't want to share. etc/
Simba xx
Those 11 reasons sound good enough to us! We can't wait to meet your new sister! Hurry it up! We're not patient waiters! hehehehe
Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch
Ohhhhh I realy have to talk to my Véronique........ I WANT A BROTHER !!!!! Yes, a Stinky one....
Woh! You two play rough...She got on top of you most of the time in that video. Hehe! She's a strong girl!
Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer
Here is my tip Stanley, sisters are great fun and mine always love a game of bitey face but make sure you have your own space....far far away. That way if you ever feel the need to escape you can.
Noah
OH MY GOSH!!! Our Moms TOTALLY think alike!! :) This is too funny, Stanny, we're both gonna have new sibs soon!
I love your reasons, and I think they're very sound reasons. I love your pointy ears, too, can you get some more pics of those? ;)
Puggy kisses
Suki
STANLEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY..think this through Buddy,reread our blogs,look closely at the pictures,notice all the toys in the bomb shelter(1/2 MINE) that I never see again, notice the evil sly stares....BUDDY THINK THIS THROUGH(call me on my cell phone and we'll do lunch) Archie
Stanley,how absolutely lovely.It is so wonderfull to have a lovely little brother to play with and share toys with and watch sleeping in a bed upside down( how mortifying) You have made a fabulous decision) Love Agahta
Hi Stanny...
Congrats!! But I have to say I'm a little bit jellyfish...first Suki, now you...I WANT a little brother too!!! Mean Mommy says no...something about being to crazy with other dogs or some silliness like that!!!
I'm really happy for you...will your sissy get her own blog? What will be her Goober name? Will she have an official role in Gooberstan?
Lots of Questions and Lots of Licks, Ruby
Stanley! I wanna be your sister! I love your wrasslin moves! I'm on the next plane! ok... where's mum's credit card... need a passport photo... maybe should post myself by Airemail
Seriously, your photos are hilarious. If you pulled that glowing-eyed play bow at me I would chase your woolly derriere until you begged for mercy.
Aroooo!
Mojo
OMDoG Stanley...you SO need a sissy!! I hope she's as fantabulous as my bestest friend & big sister Penny!!
Oh & DON'T LISTEN TO SHERMAN!!! No matter what he says about us. He secretly adores me and I WILL get him to play with me one day.
In the meantime I get plenty of wrasslin' with Penny and we've mastered the art of Bitey Face!
Good luck on your search!
Lola
Stanley!!!!!!!!! I can't think of a better broober. I mean brother. I had a sissy once. She was here for almost two years and then got sick.My mom still misses her, but I don't at all. I'm a total loner when it comes to the living situation. Yes, I'm odd. I love visitor, even if they pee on the floor. I mean, who cares. My ma apparently isn't so keen on it, but whatever.
I can't wait to see your sister. At least if she pees in your house it will be straight down pee and not on the side of the couch pee.
You're going to have to start thinking of Goobertanian names.
Congratulations, Stanley! re you parkin it this weekend?
Stanley,
You have huge Dale teeth. I have no idea why I didn't notice this last weekend at the pawty as your mouth was open most of the time as you poured another dogariti into it. You do need a sister. Lacie and I knocked all of the pillows off the sofa and loveseat today so we could play bitey face and eat crumbs better. It rocked!
Need to go and run outside!
Scruffy
Stanley, I think you will be the best brother!! Speaking of brother/sissy talk my pawrents were talking about find new sissy for me... and i can't see it's happening!!
Momo xoxo
pee ess: Do you need one more Cavalier playmate?!? :)
Hey Goober,
You so need a sister and what a wonderful big brother you'll make.
Frenchie SNorts
Balboa
Oh yes, Stanley, you definitely do need a sissy. And that first picture cracker me up!
Sparky
Hi, Stan
Those are very good reasons you need a sister! I hope you get her soon!
Sure you were having fun in that video!
Have a good night
Lorenza
Stanley, a sister, how exciting! My mom and dad have teased me with the idea of a little sister, but for you to get one...oh boy!
Kirby
hey Stanley, that's so exciting. you will love having a sister. well, we don't really know because we're all brothers, but we know that friends are good. we like to have each other to play with and romp and bark and sniff... gotta sniff every day.
woofers!
Thats a great idea!But you wont be your girls one and only Stanley,so enjoy these last few days
Frasier
Hey Stan,
I am sure you make a good brother! :) Can't wait to see your new sissy. I'm sure your girl will make sure you "approve" of her before bringing her home!
Ah, Stanley! You would make such a WONDERFUL BIG BROTHER! Can't wait to hear the good news when you share your crib!
Love & Licks,
Randi
are you quite sure that you do not want a little brother? perhaps one named Tanner? ya know, Tanner and Stanner?
has a GREAT ring to it!!
Hi Stanley,
Yes, lil' sisters are great!! I adore my lil' Moosie although she ummm.. can't exactly play wrasslin with me. You'll make a great brother!!
Eeek, look at those teeth! FAZ
stan, my mommy has the exact same idea – she wants to get me a brother for some doggie company too! we've been looking at the adoption sites and having serious discussions about it.
does merv know about it yet? do you think he's ready for a sister too?
loves,
fee
Hey Stanley ..thats great news a sister for you. Fun fun fun thats what we have here with 6 of us. Hope she arrives soon. Keep us posted.
The Thugletsx
p.s. Webster says sisters are great I am not so sure about brothers.. you've seen RocketMan!lol
Looks like you do need a sissy. It will be like pawty everyday then.
They can be a pain thou, I must say. I've got one at home & she can be a real B**ch sometimes.
So,
If you get a smokin' sister, will you let me have an interest in her? That would be pretty cool to have you and my girlfriend come meet me every Saturday or Sunday at the park!!!!!!!!
Booty scratches and wet kisses,
Herc
Good luck finding a sister! I think you would have a blast with her.
Woofs,
Finny & Andrea
Look, don't tell anyone this, especially not my sissy but as much as I complain about having a sissy and all, I go crazy. Like seriously MENTAL without another dog around. So you should probably get a sissy.
And dude. I need that disco album. We should cut a duet.
wally.
I'm with Simba on this, I don't do sharing. But I think it's pawsome that your mum wants to rescue another dog! I'm keeping my paws crossed for a WFT! J x
Goob, we'd think you'd love a sis! You'd be surprised how much fun they really are... always having a playmate, cuddlemate, sleepmate, poopmate, etc is just dandy!
Wishing your mum luck in finding you a wonderful sis!
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