It's official. My pink plastic flamingo is finally kaput! Farewell, plastic flamingo. As you go to that big recycling station in the sky, know that you served me faithfully as only a friend could.
I will miss you,
Stanley
Welcome to Gooberstan! It's nowhere near Pakistan, Uzbekistan, or Afghanistan, but it's the land of Stanley - one goober of an Airedale. No passport required.
27 comments:
Stanley
I mpuwn fow youw FlamingoI know how much you loved him..he was a pawfect pal to you and gave you vewy many happy houws of joy!
I hope you awe not tewwibly sad1
all my love and smoochie kisses and a big get well smooch fow youw Giwl
Asta
I am so sorry for your Flamingo...
Kisses, Faya
Oh no....how did it happen Stanley?
Did it have something to do with Stella??
Who knows, another pink flamingo might fly your way sometime.
Take it easy.
Noah
Oh Stanley,
I am SO sorry to hear about Mr. Flamingo. What a shame it is...Maybe your momma will get you a new one that is even stronger and better! Maybe it will have cool flashing lights on it and make cool bird noises! Oh, that would be super cool Stanley!
See you soon!
Love, Herc
Hmm...Sounds like Stella the toy exterminator might have something to do with this...just a guess!!!
Scruffman
I'm sorry, Stanley! We know how much you loved your flamingo! Is Stella at the bottom of this?! You're such a sweet brother not to place any blame! Wait another month and the truth will come out!
Love ya lots,
Maggie
Oh Stan. My heart is breaking for you. I only hope that some day, you will be able to find another pink flamingo who warms your soul as much as this one did.
xo
SB
Oh dear, how sad. The plastic pink flamingo will be missed greatly.
Sparky
Oh Stanley, I am very sorry about the loss of your beautiful pink friend.
Stanley,
I'm so sorry that your cool pink Flamingo broke. I hope Stella didn't have anything to do with it. Mom and I mailed off the package for you and Stella. I can tell you each item has the Kirby stamp of approval. Can't wait till you get it. Maybe some of the treats will take your mind off the loss of your flamingo.
Your pal,
Kirby
Oh Stanley, we tried to warn you about Stella aka Miss Imp! She is very clever and very sneaky! She is the devil in disguise. She would pretend to play with our toys and then hide them. She always gets her way because she is so tiny and cute (BIG SIGH). We miss her but we see she is in a great home and has a big brother to love and care for her (and teach her manners). We asked our mom to send another pink bird. Love and bearhugs, from Stella's other 2 brothers living in Clermont on Sundowner Ranch
Stanley! Sorry about your flamingo.
What happen??
My mom is super super excited that your girl is also fanilow. she thought it was a joke meantime she was pleased. My pawrents actually going to see barry next month in Detroit. You can't believe this... my mom met him and spoke with him in pawson 160 years ago. My pawrents and I am soooo up to go to Vegas with you and your girl!!!
Momo
Rest in pieces, oh retro lawn ornament...
Love,
Bogart
So sad, what will be next?!
RIP....I'm not too sure what or who caused his death. I just hope his passing will not be too tough on you.
Oh no! You've decapitated it's poor head! Poor Flamingo...I'm sure his head will be reattached in animal heaven. RIP pink Flamingo. Stanley, I'm sure he will forgive you...
Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer
oops! i'm sorry mr flamingo. see you soon over the bridge... wait, you think mr flamingo get to go there too stanley?
wet wet licks
Boo
Oh dear - don't let Martha see that. It's so gruesome.
Ike
Poor Flamingo! It is always so sad to see the end of a faithful friend and companion.
Molly and Taffy
R.I.P pink plastic flamingo...you will be remembered fondly.
Sherman
How sad to lose a loved one. Remember you still have Merv, Stella and your girl. I wonder if Santa has a pink flamingo up at the North Pole that he would drop over Gooberstan on that magical day?
Dear Stanley & Stella -
So sorry for the loss of Mr. Pink Flamingo....I guess when you head is seperated from your bod, its time to go....Winston & I had unfortunate accidents with a few stuffies today too...don't tell my mom...we just try to scatter the guts & let her think its snowing inside our house in sunny San Diego..
Glad to hear Stells is learning the bylaws of Gooberstan....she has lots to learn, but the best teacher in all of the Gooberstanian Kingdom!
Love & Licks,
Randi
ps... RIP Mr. Flamingo..you were a faithful friend...
Goodnight sweet flamingo.
wally.
Oh dear sweet pink flamingo, you were loved and cherished and will not be forgotten.
Did Stella do that? If so, she rivals Teka in Tooth power!
gussie
hmm...all I can say is I think Stella had something to do with this...
Lots of Licks, Ruby
Oh, poor flamingo and poor Stanley!
Your friend, Lenny
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