Always In Our Hearts

Friday, January 25, 2008

The Gooberish 411

My sweet fren Petra Pie tagged me to play this game. Well, hairy Stanley wanted to get in on the action too, so we're both going to answer Petra's questions. (Petra, we're so happy you're feeling better too!)



Just so you know, my answers will be in BLUE and Stanley's answers will be in RED.


1. If I could be a different kind of animal

I would be this fierce animal I've heard Stanley talk about called a Stellanator. It sounds like my kind of animal, and the name is so similar to mine. From what I understand, the Stellanator is as sweet as it is saucy, yet has the heart of a lion and the teeth of a crocodile. Yes. I would like to be this Stellanator.

I would be my alter ego, the Loch Ness Goob. The Loch Ness Goob is a gentle water creature. He usually shows himself when he is in a contemplative and pensive mood. He swims in the shadows so no one sees him while he observes those who visit his pond.






2. My favorite song is

R-E-S-P-E-C-T by Aretha Franklin. Great song! (I like Aretha because of her slick hairdos too).

Love Machine by the Miracles!





3. If I could live anywhere in the world

I would still live with my girl, hairy Stanley, and Mervycat, but we would live on a traveling bus that could also fly, and float like a boat. That way we could go anywhere anytime, but always be together.

I would stay right here in GooberStan, but we would enlarge our borders to encompass all of my dog, hammie & kitty pals.







4. If I were a famous movie star or personality, I would be

I would be a mix of Pam Grier (aka Foxy Brown) and Pink. Feisty, independent, but all woman!







I (Stanley) am having trouble choosing between Enrique Iglesias (for his eyebrows and sexiness), Statler & Waldorf (crotchety old men muppets for their eyebrows and hair), and Animal (the muppet drummer) . I think I identify most with Animal!





5. I would like to be a spokesperson for
I would like to be a spokespup for poo... of all kinds. I'm a BIG fan!

Because I do a lot of smooching, I think I should get the spokespup gig for Chapstick or maybe Carmex. That's how I keep my lips soft and smoochable.







Yes, I'm giving my sissy a goober smooch. See what I mean? I'm handing these things out all day long!




Now, we tag Wally T. Corgador and his sissy Ethel to play along!




Goober love & smooches,
Stanley & Stella

36 comments:

Petra said...

Sweet and saucy Stellantor, I can just hear you belting out R-E-S-P-E-C-T! I like that song, too, but my vocal cords aren't loud enough to do the song justice.

And Stanley, I would buy crates of Chaptstick or Carmex if you were their spokesman. I give lots of smooches, too, and I want to improve my kissability.

4xBs said...

those are great answers. personally, we perfer Burt's Bees on our soft lips. mom says we give great kisses! hee hee

woofers.

Lenny said...

You guys are awesome. Pam Grier and Animal - I love it!
Stanley, maybe you could endorse some kind of "Goobstick" chapstick. I'm sure it would be a hit.

Your friend, Lenny

The Airechicks said...

We've learned alot about you both but why is Merv Kitty not playing?

Stan - we agree you should have a contract with REVLON - we've seen alot of commericals about lips on TV - You'd be a wonderful spokesking.....

Is that an Udder Tug we see in that last pic?

XXoooXXXooooXXX

Maggie & Mitch said...

We love all of your answers but we love the fact that you both want to live in Gooberstan forever and ever with your girl! It must be a pretty special place!
That is an udder tug toy! He have one too and it's mom's favorite one to play with Mitch! It gets me so jelly that they're playing together an I have to join in too!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Gus said...

Great and thoughtful answers, just as we have come to expect from the residents of Gooberstan. Teka says to tell Stella that she likes RESPECT too! Cause she don't get none. (we keep telling her, "you earn it, you'll get it.")

gussie

Ruby Bleu said...

Oh Stanny, I could totally see you as Stanny Chapstick!!! But ONLY if I could be on the receiving end of one of those smooches!!!

Lots of Licks, Ruby

Mack said...

Ah ha. Now I know why Ruby is always saying what a great kisser you are. It's the Chapstick!
I will go to the drug store and load up on the stuff this evening!

Sophie Brador said...

Hey S & S, I love your alter egos! I like Stella more and more every day and I would love to mentor her on her way to independent woman dogness. Also, I would like to nominate Montreal as a colony of Gooberstan. We're always trying to get rid of our present country anyway, so why not? I also think Stanley should be spokesdog for Burt's Bee's lip goop because their packaging better colour-coordinates with his.

xo
SB

wally said...

Save a little smoochin' action for me, Stan! I did your tag! I'm glad Stella don't wanna be a stupid girl.

wally.

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Heheheee! No wonder yu liket my Poo Chart! Hahhahaha!

:@D

Frasier said...

Hi stellanator,
I think stellanator also means someone that looks really sweet but can swing a big guy like stanny with your littlest paw!!
Stanley,
Between you modelling for chapstick and mommy buying them all the time..it would be a world without cracked lippers!!!
Frasier
Mommy was mean ,she went out to eat indian food yesterday and I lost out on celebrating!!

Goofy said...

wow, great answers and facts..

erm.. poo spokesman? do they highly pay? can i be one too?

Asta said...

Stanley dawling No wondew youw lipses awe so vewy soft...You'd be tha pawfect spokes model. and you lilly Stella, you aweady awe the stella natow,hehehe
You awe both the BEST! I hope weathew it's the twavelling bus ow the biggew bowdews, that I can be thewe with you
smoochie kisses
Astawoni FB

Lacy said...

woofies Stanley and Stella...yeppp u iz "da stellanator...and stanley as much smoochin as u do, u wood make a excellant spokesperson fur chapstick...

b safe,
;)lacylulu

Simba said...

Spokes person for poo, that sounds like a dream job.

Simba xx

River said...

Brilliant answers guys - I especially like the Loch Ness Goob!!

River

Amber-Mae said...

Those are some great answers Stanley! I like that RESPECT song too!

Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer

Jan said...

That's the way. Give your sissy a smooch.

jans funny farm

Princess, Tank and Isaac: The Newfs of Hazard said...

When the loquacious and bilingual Stanley has no response, *that's* scarey! Love your songs!

Joe Stains said...

Animal is definitely my Mom's favorite muppet, he rocks. I think Stella is a bit confused about the whole Stellanator thing, but I won't say a word.

William Tell said...

Ah, Mom has laughed too hard and made herself hurt! That's what she gets for reading over my shoulder, anyhow.

Good answers, though. Loved 'em!

~William Tell

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Hehehe... me agen! I jus wantid to tell yu that Mummy sez she likes yor nose. She sez that in yor foto, it looks like a big leather button, an looks like if she prest it it wud go beep! HEhehe!

I told her yu'd hav sumthing to say abowt that! Hahahaa! Like, I'd like to see her try!

:@}

Princess, Tank and Isaac: The Newfs of Hazard said...

Wow - you have to get up pretty early in the morning to out-comment you guys! The Peeps in the pics were from 2 years ago.They were co-workers of the gal who planned our breeding and owns our mama, Georgia. And guess what! Our mama's coming to visit!! We are sooooo excited!

Persephone & Buster said...

We'd go with Animal, 'cuz he's got the most class! But we do like Stella's choice of independent women.

There have been rumors about a creature called a "Stellanator" for some time 'round these parts. Unconfirmed sightings, suspicions of a government plot. Maybe a race of chapstick-wielding aliens. Is Area 51 in Gooberstan?

Cheers,

Sephie & Buster

ODIES said...

stanley chaptick.....id buy it :P




odieo

Oliver said...

Animal? I can totally see you as him! You give great smooches, I would love for you to be their spokesperson! My girl would totally buy your product.

Lili said...

I loved reading your answers to those questions! Animal is so awesome--he rocks! I don't use chapstick, but my mamma does--hers is flavorless, but I still love tasting it, hee hee--mebbe you should make yours meat-flavored, and I could get my mamma to use it, and then I'd hab even more of a reason to like chapstick! (Though I don't know how the hoo-dad would feel about that...)

Ike said...

It's warmer in Gooberstan than here, right?
Ike

Momo & Pinot said...

Stanley boy and Stella girl!!!

We think being a boy spokespawson for the lipstick and chapstick is really cool!!! Of course little Stella has to be in the TV spot! ;)

We also feel like we're already part of the big family! Cheers for DWB.

Momo & Pinot

Lillie Valentine said...

Hi Stan and Stella! I'm just stopping by to say hello. My momma LOVES animal from the muppets.

Luckie Girl said...

Great replies. :) I tried looking up the internet for Stellantor and I can't seem to get any matches besides those linking to your blog. hehee..

Kirby said...

Hi Stanley & Stella,

Stan, I love that you would still want to live in Gooberstan. I think that shows so much loyalty to your Mom and your home. Smooches to you and Stella!

Your pal,
Kirby

Girl Girl Hamster said...

Hee hee that is an interesting post. I think Goobergloss will be very popular.

~ Girl girl

Noah the Airedale said...

We're going to google the Miracles, we don't know them.
Best answer though.....Lock Ness Goob haa haa haa very funny. You two have a great imagination.

Hugs and tail wags
Noah Willow Tess & Lucy

Aniemother said...

Aww... That last picture is precious!

The WriggleButts