Here in GooberStan, we have made a commitment to make our lives greener than they were last year.
To that end, we are starting small, by having our hooman girl use only reusable grocery bags.
Of course, if they're going to carry our eatables, they're going to have to pass a series of goober stress tests. Goober slime and gnawing test... check.
Volume and weight test... check.
Tug test... check.
Let's try that volume test again... check. These bags will hold 2 1/2 Stellanators and then some. (Don't ask how I know about the 1/2 of a Stellanator.)
We pronounce these bags goober tough. With the amount of regular plastic bags our hooman girl has been known to collect in one year, the switch to reusable bags should make a dent in the plastic waste in our corner of the world.