Diva Trucker

Okay. We all know Stella, my goobette of a sister, is a DIVA of the highest order. One thing most of you don't know about this diminutive diva is that she eats like a wild beast ripping meat from bone, devouring her prey with malicious relish.

This photo and the one above are evidence of her eating habits. In the photo above, she goes for the fish head first, leaving its carcass on the floor of her snack shack to finish momentarily. See the trance-like gleam in her eyes below? She even has fish parts hanging out of her mouth.

To provide further insight into the mystery of her eating habits I invite you to watch the next two videos. My girl has always said that for such a small pup Stella belches like a trucker! (No offense to truckers, who I am CERTAIN have better table manners than even my hooman girl.) Make sure your volume is up so you don't miss it.

Sorry for the lighting in this video, but it's really the audio that's important.

And finally, here's a diva pose we can recognize. This is Stella in meat-induced bliss.

I just have to accept that she's her own hybrid of diva ~ the trucker diva. And, before you start expressing concern for any retaliation she may try against me for posting this, Stella is very proud of her reputation. Just saying...

Goober love,

Stanley