Always In Our Hearts

Thursday, February 12, 2009

Team Flatulence

I'm a flatulent guy. I admit it. And to celebrate that flatulence with other pups of the same persuasion I joined an... organization of sorts. Since I can't really talk about it I'll let the shirt speak for itself.

Notice my diva goob sissy, Stella, in the background of this photo. While I'm modeling the only t-shirt I'll probably ever allow my girl to place on my body Stella is demanding a shirt of her own. I told her, "If there was such a thing as a Belch Club then you could get the t-shirt."

It's comfortable enough for just lounging around, and I LOVE it! Thanks, Murphy & your mama Colleen! Since I don't carry a wallet I'm still trying to figure out where to carry my membership card. If you want to join this organization and get this awesome t-shirt, go here and Murphy tells all about it.

Also, we are celebrating an award bestowed upon us by my sweetpea, Asta!

Here it is.

This *** Award is apparently, bestowed upon a fellow blogger whose blog's content is, in the giver's opinion Brilliant. I think that is overstating things a bit, but thank you for the honor! It is much appreciated.

The rules:"When accepting this auspicious award, you must write a post bragging about it, including the name of the misguided soul who thinks you deserve such acclaim, and link back to said person so everyone knows he or she is real.Choose a minimum of 7 blogs that you find brilliant in content or design.Or improvise by including bloggers who have no idea who you are because you don’t have 7 friends.Show the 7 random victims’ names and links and leave a harassing comment informing them that they were prized with “Honest Weblog.”Well, there’s no prize, but they can keep the nifty icon.List at least ten honest things about yourself.Then, pass it on!"

We want to pass this award onto:

1. Scruffy, Lacie & BabyStan's Mumsie ~ because she has 3 holy terriers under her roof.

2. Murphy the Boston Terrier ~ because he is the original punk rock dogg and puts up with not just one, but three little sissies!

3. Wally the Corgador ~ because he tells it like it is and is always full of fun and smoocharoos.

4. Simba & Jazzi ~ because they crack me up and because Simba is finding out that having a little sissy is not SO bad.

5. Neko the Airegirl ~ because she's sweet and takes such good care of her two moms.

6. Peanut & Flash ~ because they are good buddies and share their grammie with me.

7. Marvin ~ because he's a poet, he knows it, and he's amazing!

Now I'm supposed to share with you 10 honest but random things about me. Here goes.

1. Whenever I go outside to wee, I first pick up my pink flamingo and carry him in my mouth like a cigar while I squat and do my business.

2. I'm not usually cuddly except when my girl squats down and asks for a hug. I walk over to her, put my head over her shoulder and lean against her neck.

3. When my girl is not home I pull the living room curtains back over my head while I lean over the back of the couch, so I can keep an eye on what's going on outside.

4. If we go to the dogpark, the first thing I do is go in search of a pond or lake. If there isn't one, a big mud puddle will do.

5. I have 2 big black dots on the back of my tongue.

6. If Merv my catbro comes over and sits down in front of me, that is the signal that it is time for me to clean his ears for him, and I do.

7. Whenever I meet little kids I like to swipe my juicy goober tongue all the way across their face.

8. I love snow, wind, and wild cold weather.

9. I'm taller and leaner than the average Airedale.

10. One of my all-time fave things is when my girl gives me smooches on my punkin head.

Enough about me for now.



Faya said...

Hahahah I like your t-shirt ! Very nice. Véronique says she should find one for Dyos...
Kisses, Faya
PS : congratulations for your award...

Ruby Bleu said...

I love that you need company to wee Stanny...hee hee hee!!! And that Merv sure knows about the good things in life, huh?

Lots of Licks, your Ruby Bug

Mack said...

No wonder Ruby loves you like she does! Those are some awesome goobery facts about you dude!

Patience-please said...

Congrats on your well deserved award! Cool shirt!

wags from the whippets

Koobuss said...

Hey Stan!!

Great shirt!! Nice colors, too. You can be very proud. I'm sure you earned it.

Congratulations on the beautiful award. You earned that, too.

Neat list. I feel like I know you better now.

Love and Koobuss Kisses,

Gus said...

Congratulations on the award, and thanks for telling us those awesome things about your Goober self.

Muzzer says she sends extra kisses for your schnozz, which seems to be neglected.


Digsby Mac Feegle said...

I like to take company to the bathroom with me too, but whats a Flamingo?
Congratulations on your award.

Digsby Mac Feegle said...

I like to take company to the bathroom with me too, but whats a Flamingo?
Congratulations on your award.

Asta said...

My sweet Gooblove

Congwatulations on youw acceptance in to the fawt must be a gweat honow to be in such a xloosive gwoup.
I love heawing all youw factses..I think it's gweat that you give flamingo some fwesh aiw while teaching him how to go potty by youw example..I want to husg and smooch you all ove
Mewv is a lucky lucky Guy
smoochiest of my smoochie kisses

Moco said...

How in the world do we get Pappy into that club?
Grammie says to sent you and Stella big old smooches and butt tickles.
We are not sure that you are going to want all those "truthful" facts about our nephew Peanut.

Sparky said...


My human is wondering if I could join your fart club. She thinks I should go live with you in your house so that she can have a nice, clean smelling house without me. But I think I'll stay at home because I think my human really can't live without me, even if I fart.


Sophie Brador said...

I wonder if I might like to clean Merv's ears.


Aniemother said...

Great t-shirt!!

Marvin -The Hollow Hound said...

I am Marvin who is now

"Blushing, Heart Rushing, and now completely Mushing - up,

I am so highly honoured to be nominated by Stanley, the sweetest Goober Stud......

My Words make no sense, 'cos my head is now so dense

Your post has made me quite delirious,

This Blog Achievement is very serious,

Thank you muchly Stanley An Expert In Goober,

To be honest you deserve to win awards, why????

Because you are Super-Goobilous.

To Stanley The Super Goober!

Many Congrats on your award Stanley,

And thank you so much for nominating me too.

Woo-Hoo and Serious Barks.

Starvin Marvin........

ps I had to laff and bark out loud, because your word string today for my perfumed and sweetly scented comment was "parfoom!

ha ha ha! love and gooberish licks, Marvin xxxx

Persephone and Buster said...

whoa stan....all that info in such a short space... the t-shirt is great i think we need one for ms.fartface (my dog mom) "flatulence are us" is her motto. stay toasty in your shirt you wear it well,
theBUSTER, Ms.Persephone & Ms. Blue (starting to feel better.)

Eduardo said...

Congrats on your award! Great facts about you, I want to join the Fart Club!
Hugs & Snugs
Eduardo the Snuggle Puggle

Jake of Florida said...

We don't talk about it much -- but every once in a while when I am comfortably curled up near my hoomans, all of a sudden they make terrible faces and scream, Jake, must you????? Do you have any idea what they are referring to???


Penny, Poppy & Patches said...

Congrats on your award and even bigger congrats on joining the fart club! We (especially Poppy) could also be members of that club! Thanks for sharing all the random facts with us. You are a very complex Goob!

Poppy, Penny & Patches

Joe Stains said...

soooo cool that you joined up buddy!! We need more dogs in the um organization that I can't talk about, woops I mentioned it twice. crap.

ANYWAY, nice of you to clean Merv's ears, you are a brave goob.

Maggie and Mitch said...

What a great t-shirt, Stanley!
Hey, I have black spots on my tongue too! Maybe we should start a black spot tongue club!
What a great list!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

wally said...

Aw Stan, you're too kind! And I have to say you look SMASHING in that shirt. Ordinarily I wouldn't want to be a part of any club that would have me but this one looks PERFECT.

And your 10 things makes you sound mighty sweet--especially the mama hugaboos and the Marv ear situation. My ma ape says she wants one of those GoobHugs. I would like an ear cleaning.

wally t.

Murphy Dogg said...

Thanks for the award, Stan Man! That shirt looks awesome on your impressively giant physique.
I also enjoy taking toys out into the yard when I pee, but did I read you right ... you squat to pee?? Isn't that, um, like a girl thing?
Murphy Dogg

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

OMD...Stan...thank you so much for the award!!!! We are blushin' at your thoughtfulness!!!!!!!!!

Actually, as I typed this Scruffy just let one shall we say..RIP really uncouth...

As for the videos of Stella...

Mumsie here...OMD...that was the scariest thing I've ever seen. They are TWINS....they look exactly alike...and yes...

LACIE ALSO BELCHES LIKE A TRUCK DRIVER. Not often enuff to capture it on video...but the boyz never ever burp like that...

Do you have any idea of Stella's history?? I've seen a ton of Lakies, but none that look as much like Lac as Stella...go figure...


Back to Lacie...

Oh...Gooberboy...Stan squats to pee too...unless he's by a mailbox or the registration desk at daycare like yesterday...oh...he lifted his leg on their Christmas tree too.....


Snowball said...

Do you really Fart that much? LOL! Congratulations on being a member of such a "Prestigious Club". You look great in that T-Shirt.


Bae Bae said...

What a cool t-shirt you got there. Nice list about you. I would love to give you smooches on your head too

~ Bae

Simba and Jazzi said...

Thank you so much to passing the award on to us. Have a great weekend.

Simba and Jazzi xx

the 4 Bs said...

hey Stanley! that's some great stuff about you and what a pawsome club you belong to. Brody could have belonged to that club too, mom said he was the fartiest dog on earth. but she got him some pro-biotics stuff to put on his food and that cured most of his farts. whew, said mom. she was happy.

and Brody also is taller and leaner than most standard poodles! you two have a lot in common. except he is a cuddle-bug and likes to sit ON mom's lap sometimes.

we think that we should come over there and play with you and Stella. you and Benson can compare your tongue dots too!


Petra said...

Great t-shirt, Stanley, and I hope Stella gets her very own, too.

I love how you hug your mom!

Sherry said...

Both Darwin RB and Keeper RB would have been card-carrying members of the Fart Club. Alanis is not but I wouldn't put it past her to be preparing for a stealth attack.

Snowball said...

Happy Valentines Day!


Martha said...

The shirt looks lovely on you. I need to join that club. Mom says I'm the best poofer and runner there is. Love, Martha

wally said...

Stan--Your mom needs to keep her burpday where it is at! We have to have a burpday SEASON that goes from my Onkel Eric's, through Sam's burpday, my burpday, and then her burpday! BURPDAY EVERY DAY!


wally t.

ps. I noticed that Stella is belchy. So is my sissy Ethel. Do you think it is a chick thing?

Alasandra said...

Happy Valentines Stanley & Stella, we are having such fun with you in Sicily. So glad you both could come.

~Socks, Scylla & Charybdis

Amber-Mae said...

Hahaha! Fart is my middle name! I'd love to join that club.

Happy Valentine's Day!

Stuffed from eating a BIG feast,
Solid Gold Dancer

Sharon said...

Cool T-shirt! I think it gets the message across nicely. I liked reading the Honest Scrap about you!

Happy Valentine's Day!

Quinvale AstaLaVista Baby said...

G’day Stanney,

Happy Valetines Day

We awe vewy relieved the fires awe calming down,
Thanks fow checking on me! We awe vewy lucky to be in the centre of the city, but many unlucky animal pals had a tough time.

That was a nice pawmowial you made fow our depawted fwiends fow Valentines Day.

xxx Asta (Oz)

Peeeeee S. I like farts too!

Mango the Maltese kiddo said...

You're my hero, Stanley man. You cracked me up with your witty sense of humor. Congrats on the winner Terrier group and Happy Valentine.
Hope your Valentines Day is filled with extra kisses, treats, hugs & belly rubs!

Finni said...

Do they do those T shirts for humans??? ... 'nuf said :)
Finni xx