Always In Our Hearts

Sunday, February 1, 2009

Magic Cleaning Wand

Behold. I, Stanley the cleaning goob extraordinAire, have been awarded this Magic Cleaning Wand. (Our girl says it's that time again ~ to clean the green room.)



I wield the Mighty Wand with confidence and authority.




Lesser goobs shake at the sight of the Magic Cleaning Wand.





Notice how easily it knocks those unwanted dust bunnies right upside their head.






It also holds dust bunnies immobile while I look for the stinkin' Dust Buster.




Uhhhhh... What happened to my mighty cleaning wand?! Merv?! Could you help me, man?!

Keeping it clean,
Stanley



27 comments:

the Corgi Girls said...

BOL, amazing attention to detail in your cleaning regime, Stan, we are oh-so impressed!

;o)
M & I

Asta said...

STan my Love
You shouldn't spend youw time cleaning on Sunday..it's time to play and snooze..you awe awfully good at this magic wand stuff though..maybe you could come ovew and help us get those dust bunnies?
smoochiest of smoochie kisses
youw AstawoniFuzzbutt(not the kind of fuzz you want to get wid of, hehehe)

{ee ess..My Stanny, awe you eating enuff? youw legses look vewy thin..I'm wowwied..shall I come cook fow you?

Eric said...

Haaa!!! Wicked photos of you goobs. Hope your girl was pleased to have such experienced help?Though tell Stella my little tip is to knot a bandana onto her bonce when cleaning, keeps the head furs clean. Yep, us metro dogs know these things.

Wags, Eric xx

Kirby said...

Stanley,

You are HILARIOUS! There's a couple dogs on my street that I would like to use the mighty cleaning wand on! Mom pointed out that at least you help your girl clean, to which I rolled my eyes!

Your pal,
Kirby

Gus said...

Stanley..You got me in trouble again...being such an exemplary doggie must get boring.

gussie

Lorenza said...

Hi, Stan!
Yes, sundays are for being lazy and relaxed!
We were cleaning yesterday so today is for belly rubs and naps!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Persephone and Buster said...

MAGIC!!!cleaning??? somehow stanley those two words aren't usually together... if cleaning were magic welllll that would be fun. the humomm sez cleaning up after us is not fun.. mebbe she needs that magic wand. i'll have to look into it for next christmas.
you do look like you and the goobette had fun cleaning though!!!sort of like painting white fences -- huck sez it's fun, hmmmm...anyhow, keep up the good work and you can come on over and clean here!!
theBUSTER, MS.Persephone & Ms.Blue too.

Mango said...

Stan, your nose is like totally HUGE!

Cleaning the Stella beast is not an easy task. Only a fine goober such as yourself is capable of doing it.

Slobbers,
Mango

Princess, Tank and Isaac: The Newfs of Hazard said...

If yo really want to be Mr Clean you have to wear an earring and shave your head. But way to whack your sistah, buddy.

Bogart said...

Well cleanliness IS next to dogliness... I just didn't realize it was that close and that adorable :)

Love,
Bogart

apple + chelsea said...

your'z nose is so shiney! I'z bet it is uber wet :3

<3 Apple

ps. good cleaning job! ;3

Bae Bae said...

Opps.. I hope Stella isn't chasing you there Stanley. Hee pawoms magic wand by the way

~ Bae

Marvin -The Hollow Hound said...

hey Stanley, can you fly over here and wave your magic wand on our dust bunnies please!

You certainly are efficient!

lotsaluv, Marvin xxxxx

Simba and Jazzi said...

looks like you had a great weekend.

Simba and Jazzi xx

Noah the Airedale said...

Now you've put ideas in the pinkies heads. They think they can recruit 4 dales to clean the B&B cause of that mighty cleaning wand.......sigh.

Noah Willow Tess & Lucy

Penny, Poppy & Patches said...

You are doing such a great job of cleaning, Stanley! We need about 100 of those magic cleaning wands to get all the Aire-tumbleweeds off our kitchen floor!

Aire-hugs,
Poppy, Penny & Patches

Maggie and Mitch said...

Where do I get one of those magic cleaning wands, Stanley? I know a certain someone who needs to be dusted off quite a bit too!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Finni said...

Haha, great job Stanley. Stella looks so tiny!

Sophie Brador said...

Stan! My mom met an Airedale the other day. There are hardly any Airedales here. It was a girl Airedale and she didn't have a Stella, a cleaning wand, or a pink flamingo with her. Do you think that means she was weird?

xo
SB

Hollie and Janie said...

Stanley,
You did an excellent job cleaning! My girl wants to know if you make house calls! I try not to help out too much, then she might want me to help all the time! Yikes!
Love,
Janie

the 4 Bs said...

hi Stanley, you are a cleaning fanatic. but we have to wonder about that 'dust bunny'. it bears a slight resemblance to miss Stella. hee hee! at least you can have fun when you are cleaning house. maybe that can be your new job.

woofs.

Moco said...

Grammie says that a man that cleans is worth keeping.

Joe Stains said...

The dust in my house isn't nearly as cute, and doesn't really ever fight back. What is up with the dust in your place????

Huskee and Hershey said...

We are very impressed stanley! You certainly are a great housekeeper! Our mom said you can come over and play anytime if you promise to help her clean the house.. hee...

Snowball said...

Hi Stanley, We didn't know that your hooman girl stayed in Beijing before. Guo Tie is really yummy. Jie jie loves to eat it dip with lots of black vinegar sauce with ginger. Yummm!!!

Bok Choy is cantonese isn't it? That is not english... :P LOL!

Luv

Snowball

Orable and Charlie said...

That's right, you two show those dusting things who's house it is!

licks
Charlie

Lillie Valentine said...

You are so helpful! I help my mom clean too. Mostly the dishes though.