Behold. I, Stanley the cleaning goob extraordinAire, have been awarded this Magic Cleaning Wand. (Our girl says it's that time again ~ to clean the green room.)
I wield the Mighty Wand with confidence and authority.
Lesser goobs shake at the sight of the Magic Cleaning Wand.
Notice how easily it knocks those unwanted dust bunnies right upside their head.
It also holds dust bunnies immobile while I look for the stinkin' Dust Buster.
Uhhhhh... What happened to my mighty cleaning wand?! Merv?! Could you help me, man?!