Actually, I killed me a flamingo... I think.
I thought for a moment, "Is someone trying to mess with me here?", and I checked in with my cameragirl. But then I realized that if I didn't snatch him up quick-like, someone else would. So I decided to rescue him from his certain fate in the trash can. (I wonder if he knew any of the flamingos who used to pose in front of the house by the bushes...)
Mmmmmm. (*Licking lips in ecstacy*) I hope nobirdy is waiting for him to arrive somewhere. (*Slathering the flamingo with Stanley slime*) Is there a hotline I could call to make a petrified flamingo notification?