Always In Our Hearts

Sunday, October 14, 2007

Elton John Ruined My Hair

It's true. Elton John ruined my hair. Last night my girl went to see him in concert, leaving me home alone for several hours with Merv. What did he want to do? He wanted us to do each other's hair. (He's a big goober cat). Here is his first attempt at a come-over on me.




His second attempt.




Third attempt.

Last attempt.




Here's Merv sizing me up for his next attempt with the simple tools of his trade.




This is his product of choice.



When he started working in the other direction I told him our styling session was over.



Thanks, Elton. I owe you, man!
Love,
Stanley

46 comments:

Scrappy and Pebbles said...

Well, he is a well groomed cat so obviously knows something about styling lol

Congrats on your sister.... I love having a playmate it is really the best. Also for going with a rescue.


Scrappy and Pebbles

Amber-Mae said...

Hehehe, your hair looks fine to me. I hope Merv will do a good job... You know, you can never trust a cat.

Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer

Faya said...

Ok Merv will never be a Figaro....but it is not so bad....it could be worse...
Kisses, Faya

Maggie & Mitch said...

I think Merv did a pretty good job! At least you're smiling!
BTW, mom took the little purse you gave her to Barktoberfest yesterday and she got lots of compliments on it!

Love ya lots,
Maggie

Noah the Airedale said...

There's nothing wrong with your hairdoo Stanley. My sissies think you look pretty good.

Noah

Ume said...

i tot the hairdos were pwetty funky!

Pee.S: when is your sissy arriving? dats such an exciting news!

2shibas said...

You sort of look like "The Donald" in these pics! Hahaha. We love it!

Wiley & Fievel

Suki & Joey said...

Well, your comb-over isn't as bad as "The Donald"'s, so don't feel too bad.

I'm loving that pic of Merv, Stanny! Hahaha! Too funny :)

Puggy kisses from me and Joey!
Suki

Ruby Bleu said...

That Merv...always causing trouble, he's such a Honky Cat!

I'm surprised that with Saturday Night being Alright for Fighting that you and Merv didn't get into it with that hairdo!!! I'm sure when your girl finally came home you were thinking The ?!@ is Back, right? hee, hee, hee enough with the Elton songs.

Don't go breaking my heart Stanny, ok?

Lots of Licks, Ruby

P(ee)S: Lisa, my Mom wants to know if you enjoyed the concert???

Sophie Brador said...

Stanny, You are one styling Goob! I love the comb over. At least he didn't pull out the scissors or hot wax

Clover said...

Stanley!
I am so excited about your new sister! You are going to be such a great big brother.
Merv has some serious hair styling skills... I really like the picture of him and his styling products.
Hope your girl had fun at the concert!
Love Clover xo

Scruffy & Lacie said...

Does Merv have a voice? Perhaps we should hear his side of the story. Mumsie is rolling at Ruby's comments. Frankly, we have no idea what's so funny.
Lacie has been very very grumpy today. Mumsie might have forgotten to give her her last dose of pain medicine last night. Hmm...for as many times as she's snarled at me today, I might need to take it myself. I like sniffing her stitches.

Wounded Barks, Scruffy

Toby said...

Aww Stanley your poor hair! What did that cat do to you!! I think you need to do his hair for him and see how he likes it!

Love Toby

wally said...

Don't let the caaaaat groom your Aire-dale!

You're still effin' handsome, my friend.

wally.

Lorenza said...

Hi, Stan
I thought the same about you looking like The Donald! Sure Merv was having fun with your hair!
Next time your girl leaves you will be your turn to work on Mervs hairdo!
Have a nice day
Lorenza

wally said...

Dude, check out my blog today. Are you sure you want a sissy? Sniff. They always betray you in the end.


wally.

ps. If I get anything it will probably be a brother. But I want to be alone!

Ike said...

I love a dog who understand cats. You will look great in pink.
Ike

Martha said...

If I had hair, I'd let Merv create an updo for my wedding. Alas, Ikes and I are nearly bald, being Boston Terrierists and all. Love, Martha

Koobuss said...

Oh Stanley,

it's a good thing that he had was a comb and not a pair of scissors. Just think of the damage he could have done them. It's not very pleasant. Ouch.

Koobuss Kisses,
Koobie

Luckie Girl said...

Hey Stan,
Your hair doesn't really look *that* bad. I mean, it has that flyaway I'm so ultra cool dude kind of look. :P

Sparky said...

You're hair looks pretty awesome to me! Hehe.

Sparky

Grammie said...

You are lucky to have a cat who can style, but I think you looked better au natural.
You should be dancing around the room to Elton John right now. Maybe you could change the words to Goober Rock.

Kirby said...

Oh Stan,

Not sure if Merv would make it as a professional stylist, but he gets points for trying. Or perhaps its his model that makes everything look good. He he.

Your pal,
Kirby

Girl Girl Hamster said...

Woh your girl went to Elton's concert? Was it pawsome? You have nice and stylish hair Stanley. :)

~ Girl girl

Asta said...

Oh My Sweet GOob
How could he..nevew twust a cat with a comb..not even Merv,who I love deawly, but he's gone too faw!
But fwankly my sweet Stanley..nothing could wuin youw good looks!
The wevolving doow is a piece of cake..when you visit me(someday I hope my pwince will come....)I'll show you.
When i sat down, I was hoping maybe you wewe coming awound the cownew..I'm always hopeful.
smoochie kisses youw sweatpea FB
Asta

ROSSI said...

hahahhaah.....hoooohoooo... u are so funny.. but i think Merv didn't messed up ur hair.. it look so great.. u look like elvis!.. hahhahah

Sorry, Stan, i can't stop laughing..

Cheers
Rossi

Simba said...

Did the cat use its razor blades to cut your hair? I think you look cute.

Simba x

Huskee Boy said...

Congrats on your lil' sissy Stanley.. I am sure you'll love her like how I love Moosie!!
Ummm.. ok, Merv should probably stick to his day job of being a cat..

Sophie Brador said...

Stanley!!!!! Your sister is gorgeous. We can't wait until she arrives.

xo
SB

Princess, Tank and Isaac: The Newfs of Hazard said...

Wow, Stan! Your Sissy looks so cute! Better watch out! She looks spunky, too!

Russell said...

you got flock of seagulls hair!

russ

Finnegan said...

You look great, pal. And congrats on your new sissy!

Woofs,
Finny

Momo :) said...

Oh my, look what Sir Elton John did to you!!! :) Hope your girl enjoyed his concert.

So you're getting a sissy! I am so happy for you, Stanley boy! She is an adorable. I can't wait to meet her!

Momo xoxo

Scruffy & Lacie said...

Stanley, did that cat chew on your hair?????????????
Lacie

Joe Stains said...

stan, go knock the trash over, blame it on Merv and maybe he will end up in a crate like the doofus?!

Henry Helton said...

I used to love Elton John. I no longer do. Solidarity brother!

the Corgi Girls said...

Woah, only 8 days! Are you all prepared for sissy to come home?!

That cat is old school, 'eh? Flat topped greaser, BOL...

Sir Chance-Lot said...

You are Tooo funny!! Hehe..I am so excited for you about your new crown princess sister:O))
Lovealot
Chance

Neko said...

I love what the cat did with your hair

Marvin - Braveheart Hound said...

Never, ever trust a cat with scissors!

or a cat without scissors!

love and licks, Your new Pal, Marvin xxxxxxx

Murphey said...

Darn that Elton, and that cat, don't let him near your hair again!

Plus I am excited about your new Sissy, I loveeeeeee haveing alittle bro, who's now bigger than me!

Murph

Peanut said...

I think Merv did a nice job. Congrats on the new sissy you are getting to. I have seen what Grammie is sending you and it is cool. :)

Sophie Brador said...

Oh man Stan, I need you and Merv to bust me out of jail. Can that cat pick a lock with that comb. I'll sing any Elton John tune he wants. Just get me outta here!!!!

jaffeboy said...

Hey there Stan, U look way cool with that do. Thanks to Merv, greatest style. Talk of the town for sure. hahaha...

Lacy said...

woofies stanley!!! geeshies me and mama iz so behind on bloggys...heehee lookies like u hooked up wiff ezzy rider and took a motorcicle rides..u lookies likes a cool dude to me...almost time for ur sissy to comes home..bets u r sooo xciteded...

b safe,
;)lacylulu

Jackson said...

Merv's no Vidal Sassoon! But even with a comb-over you still look pretty good! J x